We grilled the experts at @JewFAQ and our favorite Jew Who Has It All. Yes and no. Yes, Stadium Size Gefilte Dogs are “made” of gefilte fish from your Bubbie’s recipe, ready for your next outdoor barbecue. But no, they aren’t real. We agree: Haven’t the Jewish people suffered enough?

Next Passover, you should think about getting some kosher weed brownies.